COIN O’ THE REALM
“Miss Maudie” ran a bawdy house
Beside a pike in country shire;
And there she kept a woolly ewe
That lusty rustics paid t’ hire.
But, what th’ price t’ copulate;
Th’ charge for knowin’ ovine love?
A tuppence was ‘er only fee.
An’ not a ha’ penny above!
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