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Love Sayings - On...Sex... Collection by Bradford G. Wheler

Melissa Bruneau



I can remember when the air was clean
and sex was dirty...
--George Burns
And that's when women started calling
them "dirty old men..."



A man can no more separate age and covetousness
than he can part your limbs and lechery...
--William Shakespeare
Methinks he thinks of sex too much?



Sex is good,
but not as good as fresh sweet corn.
--Garrison Keillor
And we should believe this guy...or not...?



My brain is my second favorite organ.
--Woody Allen
Yes, it seems you've proven that...



Lubosh Valenta


It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to
have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.
--Voltaire







This guy had a lot to say about everything;
Good Thing he did a CYA statement because
he now has to listen to disagreement
with the first quote...Superstition???
Who's really the fool, some might say...
~~~




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